PAIRED WITH AAPL ON STONKFUN
DONGLE
YOU NEED THIS
SHIT NOW.
New phone.
Old cable.
Wrong hole.
Buy another adapter.
$DONGLE is the official currency of modern compatibility failure.
Everything connects. For a price.
ADAPTER REQUIRED.PORTS REMOVED FOR YOUR BENEFIT
THEY REMOVED
THE USEFUL SHIT.
Minimalism removed the port.
Not the problem.
Every year: one less hole, one new connector, one more thing you already own that no longer fucking fits.
NOT COMPATIBLE.
WRONG HOLE → BUY DONGLE → STILL WRONG → BUY ANOTHER → ALMOST THERE → FUCK IT
THE DONGLE FAMILY
SAME SHIT.
NEW CONNECTOR.
Meet the lineup.
TRY ANOTHER DONGLE.DONGLE
For normal disappointment.
DONGLE PRO
Same thing. More expensive.
DONGLE MAX
Bigger dongle. Same problem.
DONGLE ULTRA
For people who need to feel something.
DONGLE SE
Old dongle. New name.
DONGLE FOR DONGLE
For when the first dongle does not fit.
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
EVERYTHING
SOLD SEPARATELY.
- DONGLE
- YES
- PHONE
- NO
- CHARGER
- NO
- CABLE
- NO
- COMMON SENSE
- NO
- ANOTHER REQUIRED ADAPTER
- PROBABLY
You already bought the phone. Now buy this too.
THE ECOSYSTEM
IT JUST WORKS*
*AFTER YOU BUY 7 ADAPTERS.
/ AAPL
$DONGLE is paired directly with AAPL on StonkFun.
Apple makes the device.
Apple removes the hole.
You buy the adapter.
NEW PHONE. OLD CABLE.
NEW CABLE. OLD PHONE.
NEW DONGLE. WRONG DONGLE.
BUY ANOTHER.